Greetings to all Earthlings. My name is Massage DeMessuer and I am from the planet Reginta in the Omega Centauri Globular cluster.
Appleton, along with his collaborator J. Jack Bergeron, has written this book without the final approval of the Reginta Brotherhood. We have been unable to contact Appleton and would like to ask anyone reading this to contact us by email at MassageDeMessuer@OmegaCentauriGlobularCluster.MKGalaxy.
Please be patience as this star cluster is approximately 16,000 light years away, and it may take a few hundred years before you get an answer even when sending it by hyper-quad-dimensional com-stream communications.
PS: I'm not sure what the five star rating is all about, but I'm giving this book five stars because we have millions of stars in our Globular cluster and five stars is closer to that number than one is.