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The Amazon Analytics Bible

The Amazon Analytics Bible - Tom Corson-Knowles It's amazing how quickly some books become obsolete. This book describes how to get your picture into the description area of your amazon book page.
Several problems:
1. the book mentions that it can't be done with Author Central.
2. Later on, the author produces a youtube video indicating it can be done using Author Central and gives an example on how to do it.
3. Now Author Central decides to prevent it again.
In the meantime any author who is currently trying to place an image in the description area (in Oct 2013 for example) can't get it done. But here is the real mystery. When viewing the author's amazon link to his book, his picture is in the description area. Yet anyone who tries to get theirs in now can't do it.
The question is, how long will the author's picture stay there? Will Amazon remove it?
Will this mystery ever get solved?


Inferno - Dan Brown good

GREETINGS EARTHLINGS, My name is Appleton and I come from the Planet Reginta

GREETINGS EARTHLINGS, My name is Appleton and I come from the Planet Reginta - J. Jack Bergeron Greetings to all Earthlings. My name is Massage DeMessuer and I am from the planet Reginta in the Omega Centauri Globular cluster.
Appleton, along with his collaborator J. Jack Bergeron, has written this book without the final approval of the Reginta Brotherhood. We have been unable to contact Appleton and would like to ask anyone reading this to contact us by email at MassageDeMessuer@OmegaCentauriGlobularCluster.MKGalaxy.
Please be patience as this star cluster is approximately 16,000 light years away, and it may take a few hundred years before you get an answer even when sending it by hyper-quad-dimensional com-stream communications.

PS: I'm not sure what the five star rating is all about, but I'm giving this book five stars because we have millions of stars in our Globular cluster and five stars is closer to that number than one is.